WEDNESDAY/THURSDAY Pip sarah mark
Anyway, three hours sleep in the last two days so I’m off to bed – hopefully the Jones will be down tomorrow for some love. Ply me with’t.
Well that promised update actually ended up coming today instead of yesterday. Luckily, only Parkes reads this journal and he’s busy with exams so I’ll let it slip under the horizon. Like a woman.
FIRST, THE FACEOMETER BUISNESS (groan)
That’s right kids, I now have CONSECUTIVE GIGS (if you count open mics) every single day from the 21st to the 26th of this month! And one on the 28th! If anyone knows of a gig going on the 27th, I’m interested! Hilights of this little end-of-year fiesta include (but are not limited to)
Big update tomorrow, until then I’m in play rehearsals and organising giggage. Give me some love!
“IT SERVICES ARE GYA”
But don’t worry, because this blog would not have been oft updated even if I did have internet access! Why? Well, there are three seperate and equally important reasons:
1) WAKE, UP, MR, FREEMAN, AND SMELL THE, ASHES
That’s right, kids, it’s half life 2, running, of course, on maximum graphics AHAHAHA. Seriously, I can’t get over the physics on this game. Especially with the GRAVITY GUN. We don’t go to Ravenholme anymore! I did! It was minging! I HATE HEADCRABS.
THE FREE MAN!
2) ABDUCTING DIANA
I was lucky enough to have a cameo in this awesome EUTCo production which performed friday to sunday. I was an existentialist television (amongst other things) and had a great if slightly hectic weekend with it. Felt a bit of a fraud though because everyone else worked so hard and was so good – I was backstage in stitches for the whole thing. Awesome to the Max.
3) OH GOD I’M ADDICTED TO ANOTHER AMERICAN CULT TV SHOW
That’s right, kids! This time it’s Alias, which is comparable to 24. Very comparable… (mild spoilers!)
1 – Has a hunch
1 – Consults zippy briefcase
1 – Gesticulates with zippy briefcase
1 – Starts a sentance not looking at suspect, stops, looks at them, starts again
1 – Looks like he’s just thought of something when actually he thought of it earlier because he’s a legend
2 – Referred to as “Bobby” or “Robert”
2 – Seen undercover
2 – Turns out to know a vast amount about tremendously obscure subject
2 – Has a buddy implausibly unlike him in nich
Good news for those of you here for the tunes of FaceOmeter! (ie. none of you) I just finished the instrumental song of the same name. Moreover, it may (may) get used in the soundtrack to a production of The Winter’s Tale which i’m currently working on. Exciting stuff!
I can’t play it or anything yet, but it’s definately written! MP3 will happen when I can actually do it.
OK so it was an emotional night last night… and it began with my SECRET INVERSE COMMANDO MISSION TO MARDON. Actually, I stayed in my pyjamas until around 5:30. Playing Far Cry. More on that later? THEN it was time for my secret inverse commando mission to Mardon.
Fig 1. Mardon!
Look at it… so innocent. But what lies within?
Fig 2. The within
That’s right, kids! Mardon is pretty boring inside. If you doubt that yet, look at the porter’s office. My commando through the door reveals only that… there is no porter?!?! What madness is this?!
Fig 3. It’s pretty mad?
Rumour has it that in mardon, there are no people with faces. None whatsoever. ALSO THEY EAT BABIES! Here’s a spot where said consumption might occur…
Fig 4. Stop it Will
Right so anyway then it was off to TANDOORI NIGHTS with my exclusive team of illicit lovers. The food was okay! It wasn’t birmingham but they knew how to make a madras?!
Fig 5. A massive, massive gay. And geoff! AHAHA