Monthly Archives: December 2005

Ape-filthing Masssive-Bastarding Old-style stompdown

Apologies if this is slightly incohesive. I haven’t slept for around 26 hours and Max and I were sessioning the new effort (lyrics posted earlier) all last night, with interesting results. Now we take you BEHIND THE SCENES of the … Continue reading

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I know all about Karma, but this is ridiculous…

So three days since the new hard drives arrived, I have the ubermachine up and running again. I’ve lost all my data, but at least I can forge on with new stuff; new and exciting, oh yes… Oh no… DVD … Continue reading

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Music me up

Ah, music… a contentious issue. I’m currently ripping all my CDs

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Merry Christmas Yo'

Currently on BBC1: The Carols Currently on ITV3: The Carols from a slightly different angle Currently on BBC2: Kylie Minogue dancing with men wearing red plastic on their faces and thongs whilst wearing a small top with “booty camp” written … Continue reading

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Fupdate

I know what you’re asking! I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE MAIL, AND DOOM MOVIES?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH FACEOMETER?! That’s what you’re asking* Well I’m here to tell you The previously announced (and as-yet-untitled) record potentially containing … Continue reading

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DOOM'D

Another film which was heavily

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Did you hear that, Bob?

After a number of recent posts that rank as almost criminally serious, it’s time for this blog to get back to its grass roots. COMPUTER GAMES. Without these, my life has been grim and shallow… I’ve done things like tidied … Continue reading

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Hot Like Me

This is why it’s a bad idea to leave the sunday times style supplement in the toilet*. It means I idly flip through it and come across this**: “In a recent survey, girls aged 15-19 were asked which female figures … Continue reading

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Whiny Artistic Type Gets Pretentious

The glass lifts have gone. Standing at the top of the pavillions shopping mall in central Birmingham, I looked down at the wide white floors which had replaced them, workers still scuttling over them creating room for new designer label … Continue reading

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Light relief

Since there have been a lot of text-heavy, serious sounding posts here lately, I thought it best to lighten the mood by showing the readers of this blog what they really want to see: a crude yet tasteful picture of … Continue reading

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