Apparently I’m “pro-choice” because I’m scared of calling myself “Pro-Abortion” because I know deep down that abortion is an EVIL SIN AND I AM SATAN HIMSELFFF AHAHAHAHAHAA
So let’s clear this up:
I am, in fact, pro-abortion.
To return the gesture, let me suggest that these guys call themselves “pro-life” and not “pro-rape-victim-sitting-in-social-services-which-can’t-afford-to-take-care-of-the-miserable-crack-addicted-child-she-doesn’t-want” for similarly aesthetic reasons. The crusades were not remembered for the high regard in which they held human life.
Just a word to the wise of you who aren’t on mofO: a late addition to this season’s gigging calendar will see FaceOmeter down at the Firehouse this evening for some laughs. The night is from eight but I believe FaceOmetric action commences at 10:30. One and all are of course welcome!