Monthly Archives: December 2006

The End

Well, I had a Christmas treat planned for you but it bombed out! I then planned to make it a new years treat, but no luck. So I’ll present it to you in the next few days, complete with my … Continue reading

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Festivities

Strange winds compel me from the Internet’s shores this Christmas, so I wish you a good one in advance and give you the sweetest of christmas gifts, some new lyrics (to Song fo the Summer)! Join me after I return … Continue reading

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FaceOmeter Fans, unite against Waterstones

Friends, today Waterstone’s have finally made my list. Replacing the poetry section of their Exeter branch with a Costa outlet was bad, changing all the decor to “disgusting avant-garde books-entriely-incidental white” was worse, but now they’ve really done it. Increasingly … Continue reading

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Let's Sleigh them

It seems the one defining characteristic of a “family” TV show is that some bastard in the post production office has not only slapped on almost incessant background music but has turned it up so that it’s slightly too loud… … Continue reading

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Hope remains

Some of you may remember my post from a while back about the despicable grammar on birmingham’s tourist information site. Well, enough of you guys must have sent them e-mails about it (I know Chatwin and I did!), because they’ve … Continue reading

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yeaahhh

There are some things which are apparently worthless but which still engulf my entire life. Yet, are not all things ultimately worthless?! No. Anyway, I can now do several new ELITE tetris moves, and I challenge ANYBODY to best me?! … Continue reading

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Shock horror

Whoa. That’s quite a headline. Superheroes are real! Shock horror Link this Entry

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This is going to be flippant, but I can't help it

Apparently I’m “pro-choice” because I’m scared of calling myself “Pro-Abortion” because I know deep down that abortion is an EVIL SIN AND I AM SATAN HIMSELFFF AHAHAHAHAHAA So let’s clear this up: I am, in fact, pro-abortion. To return the … Continue reading

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Emergency Bonus Gig

Just a word to the wise of you who aren’t on mofO: a late addition to this season’s gigging calendar will see FaceOmeter down at the Firehouse this evening for some laughs. The night is from eight but I believe … Continue reading

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Rock and Roll

“so in Christ we who are many form one body, and each member belongs to all the others” Those of you familiar with my stuff may have been a little surprised to find me playing in front of the above … Continue reading

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