Monthly Archives: September 2007

Your lyrics are graphic, much like your brother necro

I’m often asked* what the point is in continuing this facade, living as a talentless gypsy of a singer-songwriter, perpetually in the shadow of MC Lars. Lars, who I ‘discovered’ (thanks Clare) earlier this year, is my musical, lyrical and … Continue reading

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A Painful Case

Now I love the Black Eyed Peas as much as the next man, but you’ve got admit that this is pretty embarrasing. I know, I know. FaceOmeter corrects another apostrophe on the postcard of life. Edit: I’ve used punctuation to … Continue reading

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ma-king good use of the things that they FIND

Avid reader as I am of BBC news, it seems I still need to rely on Parkes for digging out the gems such as this. If I’m ever a judge, this is the guy I want to be working closely … Continue reading

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"Another one", your highness?

So I’ve spent the last fourteen years putting the finishing touches on the lyrics to “Existentialism on Folk Night”, designed as the ‘sister-song’ to the one which still doesn’t have a title yet. Both are songs in which I question … Continue reading

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Okay no seriously now I'm getting scared

So the other day, that was Thom Yorke. A man whose toilet habits I’ve written a song about. Walking past me. On the street. Then, yesterday, I met someone who had not only seen me play in Exeter about two … Continue reading

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Perfect

Yeahhh Anyway, saw Thom Yorke today Weird. That is all. Perfect Link this Entry

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Oh God… The Alex Jackson Benefit Entry

I suppose I was asking for this. ACT ONE:An autumnal schoolyard. Leaves whip from the trees. Two

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The Jim O'Reilly Benefit Entry

Would all of you out there reading this blog please take this moment to join hands and celebrate the life and face of James O’Reilly, the only person who reads this blog. Now that you’ve done that, let me tell … Continue reading

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Siiigh

It’s pretty nasty that Anton is over two years old now. Time flies past and nothing changes. I’m helpless, moving neither forwards or backwards, getting nowhere. I’m in a complete rut, and to demonstrate this: …I’m still playing the same … Continue reading

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Something wicked this way comes

I see you baby, shaking that finger, shaking that finger, shaking that finger Something wicked this way comes Link this Entry

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