Born and raised in Birmingham, England, Will Tattersdill - forthright Ginger, Star Trek zealot and Joyce sympathiser - always wanted to be an inventor. When the brutal truth that this wasn't a sustainable career was inflicted upon him, he eventually fell in with music, and these days he composes, records and plays a variety of songs loosely fitting into the 'acoustic/indie/whatever' genre, although he's also striving to create the subgenres of 'Faux Crap' (a blend of Folk and Rap) and 'Country and West Midlands' (which "will do for music what Facebook did for masturbation"). Above even these lofty goals, his ultimate ambition is to upgrade from 'Singer-Songwriter' to 'Travelling Musician' - a move to be achieved by getting another 23,367 experience points and exploring 3.2% more of the world.

If this proves an insurmountable goal, Tattersdill would also happily take a job as an astronaut, clockwork-submarine captain, or Elite Beat Agent, in that order. If being an inventor ever becomes realistic, however, he's still interested.

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The history of Max "Stalliano" Jones' relationship with Will has been long, complicated, and riddled with disease. It began in a physics laboratory with an earnest discussion about Shadowfax, and, five years and US$4.8bn of borrowed bus fare later, finally developed into a healthy artistic relationship over a few games of Little Fighter 2, when Max observed that a certain selection of chords would be good with "some french lyrics". The pair swiftly wrote The Garrag Sessions, and have been playing and recording together ever since.

A cheesemonger working out of Northeast London, "Sex Me Up" Jones has also appeared in Anal Culture and, more recently, Dynamo Garage, in which he plays guitar. In his solo work and with FaceOmeter he has also been noticed playing bass, drums, banjo, harmonica, and meldoica, and he also provides backing vocals - but only when he thinks no-one's watching him. A keen chef, he invites you to visit his "love kitchen", which may or may not strictly comply with EU hygene regulations.

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