Events occur in real time

boop… beep…. boop… beep…


Guy in suit: OK we have a situation. Where’s Jack Bauer?

Woman: Here he comes now!

Jack: OK, co-ordinate with district. I want everybody on this. You have to trust me. Dammit, we lost him. Here comes tony?
Tony: I’m walking towards you in real time. This is the amount of time it would actually take me to walk over to you.
Jack: Fuck!

Meanwhile…

Arabic Madman: I estimate that this incredibly complicated scheme will take roughly 24 hours. Approximately. That’s real time by the way.
Henchman: Can you be more exact about that?
Arabic Madman: SOMETIME WITHIN THE

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