The Goose is getting fat
EVERYONE ON TV IS A TOTAL TWAT
Once again, folks, the ANGER BUG ATTACKS. Recently it’s all music TV, the X-Factor, cable, and every TV channel… TV, in fact. God! Okay I’ve reliased that a protracted rant on this subject will make me look like a wanker (especially coming so close on the heels of my massive rant about open mics, below), so I will spare you the pain except to say: AAAAARGH!
And don’t blame the man! They wouldn’t make it if people didn’t watch it! 2 million texted a vote in to the x factor! 2 million! That’s a third of the casualties caused by the holocaust*! Why why WHY basically?
*utterly irrelevant statistics that mean nothing ftw